Random Acts of Sarcasm Etc.

20 F. About as Queer as they Cum.
See blog for random acts of sarcasm,
feminism, dry humor, enlightenment, inspiration, fashion, interior design & sexual stimuli.


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New picture of Iggy Azalea. One year of dating with Nick Young, congrats!!
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masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via trust)

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some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

that lower stomach thing gets me so fkn horny I can’t stand it

the earlobes should be lit..just saying (ear nibbling mmm)
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Elephants in Tanzania | by: { lightbycoco }
(I need to see these beautiful creatures, before we humans wipe them out…)
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“I went through it all on set: I fell in love with a woman, and I watched my life play out on screen. And now, as we are gearing up for the release of season 2, it feels liberating and appropriate to live my life in front of you.”
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Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113, via stabs)

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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via hate)

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My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.


(via textpostsrus)

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Going to school with a dress code